delilahmidnight:

lbby:

evanedinger:

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

EVERY FUCKING TIMETHIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE FALLEN FOR THIS.

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frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

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kidzbopsicle:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(Source: refridgerator)

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if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma)

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unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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theodd1sout:

I really don’t care is you’re slothful, just to bring it out on the road. 

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ask-the-multishipper:

becauseimwolfit:

catbountry:

thefrogman:

Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes.

But when Mister Rogers said it…

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That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

Mister Rogers genuinely cared about everyone and that’s why he will forever be the best. All of my feels.

True fact: He was considered to be one of the hardest people to interview, because he would turn it around and ask questions about the interviewer with genuine interest. Asking about their children and spouses, their dreams of the future, etc.

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roboboners:

grouchythefish:

generic-url123:

Bill Nye used comic sans in his debate.
Bill come on this is supposed to be professional.

Comic sans is considered the easiest typeface for dyslexic people or people who have trouble reading to understand. He’s probably using it because he wants everyone to be able to easily understand him and have time to read everything on his slides.

good guy bill nye

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Everything we do is a choice. Oatmeal or cereal. Highway or side streets. Kiss her or keep her. We make choices and we live with the consequences. If someone gets hurt along the way we ask for forgiveness.  It’s the best anyone can do.

(Source: nedwalkers)

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i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH

i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH

(Source: cineraria)

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We often forget that WE ARE NATURE. Nature is not something separate from us. So when we say that we have lost our connection to nature, we’ve lost our connection to ourselves.
Andy Goldsworthy (via purplebuddhaproject)

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